Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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