It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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