We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I will be naked everywhere
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
tell me about the eggs
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