Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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