Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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