Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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