About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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