walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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