Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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