I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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