You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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