Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Someone shattered a urinal.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
