he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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