I don't think brook has ever known best
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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