worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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