Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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