everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I enjoy the company of your penis
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
