I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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