It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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