all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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