Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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