exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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