The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
foreskin is a definite game changer
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So vagazzling was a success
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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