i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I want a musical about memes.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
