something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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