Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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