so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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