you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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