he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I want a musical about memes.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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