Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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