It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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