Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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