I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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