sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
