i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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