I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His nipple licking is glorious
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