He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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