I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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