how can u be prego again
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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