people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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