A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
a search helicopter?!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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