I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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