glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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