perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
ok first of all what the fuck
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