is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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