Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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