playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he shaved USA in his pubs
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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