do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Randomize
