That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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