so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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