i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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