GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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